SECRET DIARIES OF LIAM AND NOEL GALLAGHER (OASIS PARODY) (HB

Out of all the bitter feuds in music history, one of the fiercest is between two brothers in the same band: Liam and Noel Gallagher. Now, we have gained access to their secret diaries: from the age of two, when they’re screaming over each other’s nursery rhymes, to fifty-two, when Liam wants to throw a telly out the window but it’s fixed to the wall, the windows are unbreakable PVC with safety latches and he’s got a bad back.