I AM NOT A DOG (HB)

‘Okay, let’s get one thing straight before you even think about reading this book … I am NOT a dog. Look at me. I’m scrawny, and my coat is wiry. One of my ears is bigger than the other, and my fur is patchy all over. I’m not strong or classy, fast or glossy…’This is the story of a mixed-up mutt who can’t quite work out where he fits in between the Great Danes and the greyhounds, the Border collies and the bulldogs – and don’t even mention the marmalade cat …!