DOG ORACLE (HB)

Have a burning question about life, love or whether celery is friend or foe? Seek the ancient - and slightly unhinged - wisdom of Spud the Cryptid, the internet's most peculiar oracle. Simply hold The Dog Oracle in your hands, focus your mind, ask your question aloud and open to a random page. There you'll find Spud - philosopher, sage and unapologetic weirdo - ready to bless you with cryptic canine insight. Perhaps she's gazing into the void. Maybe she's eating grass. Either way, her message is (probably) clear.