WILL SHAKESPEARE MYSTERIES: THE STINKY STOLEN TOENAILS (PB)

My name is Will Shakespeare and I should be cleaning out the enormous pile of poo in our privy or collecting the Christmas pie from the butcher's. But I'm REALLY solving the myster of Henry VIII's stolen stinky toenail clippings, trying to get Ronaldo and Judy back together, because Ronaldo keeps crying like a baby, and hiding from my parents because of the poo (see above) and I may have lost the pie…