AFTERTHOUGHTS (WISDOM FOR THE UNREFLECTIVE) (HB)

‘TV detectives need a gimmick. Mine would be not caring who did it.’ ‘If, when one door shuts, another door opens, there's something wrong with your doors. They shouldn't be doing that.’ ‘Where's the box to tick if you ARE a robot?’ ‘My mother used to say Manners Maketh the Man, but I didn't think it was very mannerly of her to make fun of my lisp.’ Richard Ayoade goes beyond rumination, past pondering, to draw from a deeply private pool of questions: a reservoir so refreshing you may never need to think again.