HOW NOT TO BE A TWIT AND OTHER WISDOM FROM ROALD DAHL (HB)

A book of wit, wisdom and golden tickets from the world's greatest storyteller. Never grow up, always down, good thoughts will shine out of your face like sunbeams, or a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men - these gems and many more are included so you'll always be prepared if you're ever offered snozzcumber feast, or if a certain Mr Wormwood tries to sell you a 'brand new' car. Filled with Quentin Blake's iconic illustrations, it's the perfect gift for little people growing up, and big people growing down.