CUMMINGS FILES

The ambassador to Barnard Castle has been writing down his thoughts on any scrap of paper to hand. Discovered in an abandoned backpack on a train, these jottings include: shocking revelations from his 1995 Russian diary; details of Zoom calls in which government ministers shake in terror while he asks basic questions; what happened when he hit Michael Gove over the head with a pencil; his explosive reaction to Boris Johnson's death (and subsequent response when he found out the PM was still alive) - and much more.