ULTIMATE EXCUSES HANDBOOK

From bed head to bad dates and everything in between, shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis. Updated to include excuses for men, women and kids, this handbook has everything you need to get you off the hook. With time-honoured excuses like ‘the traffic was terrible’ and more unusual options like ‘Jesus drank wine’, you're sure to have a way to establish beyond doubt that whoever might have been at fault, it wasn’t you.