WASTED CALORIES AND RUINED NIGHTS (GUARDIAN)

Jay Rayner isn't miffed, nor irritated, nor peeved. He is eye-gougingly, bone-crunchingly, teeth-grindingly angry. Revel in Jay's misfortune as he is subjected to dreadful meat cookery with animals that died in vain, gravies full of casual violence and service that redefines the word 'incompetent'. He hopes you enjoy reading his reviews of these twenty miserable meals a damn sight more than he didn't enjoy experiencing them. Includes Le Cinq, Beast and Farm Girl Café, and a new introduction by the author.