FESTIVAL BOOK

Which festival is right for you? What should you pack? How much glitter could you possibly need? How do you treat trench foot, or ward off a cow? With answers to every question, this is your go-to festival survival guide, packed full of hilarious anecdotes, a guide to the very best festivals on offer, bluffer’s guides, and tips and tricks to get you festival-ready. And if you want to learn to play the nose-flute or attend a wedding conducted by a priestess called Glenda, well, that’s all here too.