FIVE GO PARENTING (ENID BLYTON FOR GROWNUPS)

Bringing up a baby would surely be kid’s play for The Five. How hard could it possibly be?! In this hilarious spoof, the last thing the Five expect to find on their doorstep is a baby… First, it’s the fear and the tiredness that kicks in. They are terrified at being responsible for this new life and have no idea if they’re doing it right. Why is it crying? They use Dr Google constantly, who whatever the situation offers the same range of advice from ‘don’t worry about it’ to ‘rush her to the A&E’. ‘Why is she crying?’ they constantly ask. ‘Why?’