HELP IM TURNING INTO MY MUM

At some point - and it seems to arrive remarkably quickly - you become aware that not only are you no longer young, but footballers are paid far too much and un-ironed clothes are a mortal sin. Yes, middle age, once comfortably far-off, has come to stay. There is no point fighting it. Each illustrated with 50 wryly-observed cartoons and broken down into ten chapters, these books will assist you in making the transition, crisis-free, from wide-eyed dreamer to wise old counsel.