SELF DONT CARE

Self-Care (n): Engaging in activities or behaviour that help one achieve or maintain good physical or mental health, especially to mitigate the effects of stress or trauma. [Anti]Self-Care (n): Engaging in (potentially dangerous) activities or behaviour that help one achieve or maintain a good time, especially to mitigate the effects of being stressed to f*ck. Which sounds more fun? 150+ suggestions in this parody for selfishly letting loose and doing things you actually want to do - the only self-care guide you actually need.